Is that a vitamin in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Friday, January 6:

I go to a local health food store. There must be something I can take. Extra vitamin C something-or-other. Super immune-boosting stuff.

I also pick up the store brand’s all-natural prenatal vitamins.

When I get home, I see these vitamins are the size of Mini Coopers. And you’re supposed to take three of them every day. So I resolve to take one after every meal.