Sunday, October 15, 2006

What happens in the diaper DOESN'T stay in the diaper

Sunday, Oct. 15:

Two washcloths, four wipes, a new diaper and an outfit change.

Questions:

Exactly how does a baby poop vertically? Does NASA know about the rocket-fuel-like elements found in a newborn's shorts?

Where is a HazMat team when you really need one?

Why did it have to happen on my watch?

7 Comments:

Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

There were times I went through five diapers, an outfit, (for both baby and me) and an obscene number of baby wipes for ONE change. Every time I just about closed up shop, she would go again.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Freckle Face Girl said...

They really can explode at times. It is amazing for such little people.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Star said...

Oh my goodness...that doesn't sound pleasant....it didn't "hit the fan," did it? :)

9:26 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

No friggin' kidding. I don't get it.

Last week there was a day that I went through 4 sets of clothes and not one drop messed the diaper.

1:22 PM  
Blogger scribbit said...

I agree, though I think I'd rather have it happen on my watch rather than when my sister is babysitting. I can handle my own kids' messes but I felt so bad that she had to clean up after them. *guilt guilt guilt*

2:55 PM  
Blogger Awesome Mom said...

Had that happen many times. It is especially prone to happen with breastfed babies. I have a picture of one of Evan's assplosions to embarass him with at a later date.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Oh boy, don't you HATE it when the explosions happen on your watch? Gah!

I remember the day I found solid poop in my son's diaper instead of the usual liquid baby poop. Ahhh. It will be a day I will fondly remember forever.

11:52 PM  

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