Bathtime lessons learned
1. The "no more tears" slogan on certain baby washes shouldn't be taken literally -- just ask Flybaby, who cried for 15 minutes after a few suds accidentally dripped down his face.
2. Even though you have held a naked baby while preparing the bath with great success in the past, it doesn't mean the naked baby won't eventually take advantage of the situation and decide it's a good time to squirt out the biggest poo you have ever seen. On you. And then smile at you.
3. The googly-eyed frog bath towel looks even better on Dad's head than on baby's head.
4. If you are a cat, it's best not to leap onto the bathroom counter where a baby is being bathed and sit within firing distance of the baby, or you could get a faceful of something wet and unpleasant. And the humans of the house won't be able to do anything but laugh.
2. Even though you have held a naked baby while preparing the bath with great success in the past, it doesn't mean the naked baby won't eventually take advantage of the situation and decide it's a good time to squirt out the biggest poo you have ever seen. On you. And then smile at you.
3. The googly-eyed frog bath towel looks even better on Dad's head than on baby's head.
4. If you are a cat, it's best not to leap onto the bathroom counter where a baby is being bathed and sit within firing distance of the baby, or you could get a faceful of something wet and unpleasant. And the humans of the house won't be able to do anything but laugh.
posted by Damselfly at 10:22 AM
6 Comments:
sounds like the makings of a great bath!!
You need to post a picture of dad in the frog towel!
The joys of having a boy!
Yea, something about all that warm water relaxes them just right. You never know when you're going to get it. :)
And the irony is I'm totally germaphobic. Like of Seinfeldian proportions. :) Kids and germs just don't mix but I still seem to love them and the job. Go figure.
Boys - gross yet cute from the get go...
LOL. Bathtime is a blast, isn't it? Isabella is the one in the tub, but most nights I'm the one with more water on me than she has. :)
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