Honey, I think this baby needs some WD-40

Tuesday, May 2:

Husband: (offers a container of kitchen disinfectant wipes to a co-worker who wishes she had some hand sanitizer)

Me: That’s for counters and appliances, not people!

Husband: Well, it’s the same as baby wipes, isn’t it?

Heaven help our poor child, who just might be bathed in Windex some day when I’m not looking . . . .