Minion of mamas in my inbox
Monday, March 6:
OK, this just cracks me up, so I had to share.
I order something from a company called Earth Mama Angel Baby -- which reminds me of Gwen Stefani's Love.Angel.Music.Baby but sells pre- and post-natal stuff -- and this is how my e-mailed receipt starts out:
"Just got your order and in a flutter of aprons our minion of mamas gathered your items together. Our shipping maven fluffed a nest in a cradle of cardboard just as our stork jet landed beyond the bower of flowers and herbs that grace our entrance."
The e-mail ends with:
"Then, just moments ago we held hands, wept for joy, and bid your bundle a bon voyage. Now we need tea and [a] nap. But we promise to be waiting when you next return to Earth Mama Angel Baby."
OK, this just cracks me up, so I had to share.
I order something from a company called Earth Mama Angel Baby -- which reminds me of Gwen Stefani's Love.Angel.Music.Baby but sells pre- and post-natal stuff -- and this is how my e-mailed receipt starts out:
"Just got your order and in a flutter of aprons our minion of mamas gathered your items together. Our shipping maven fluffed a nest in a cradle of cardboard just as our stork jet landed beyond the bower of flowers and herbs that grace our entrance."
The e-mail ends with:
"Then, just moments ago we held hands, wept for joy, and bid your bundle a bon voyage. Now we need tea and [a] nap. But we promise to be waiting when you next return to Earth Mama Angel Baby."
1 Comments:
that's hilarious! i always read that company was fantastic, but never that they send you weird emails expressing gratitude and status update on orders. too cute!
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