Blog party: Make me laugh and win!
Update: I've gotta go with Mrs. Mogul as the prize winner, who left a funny joke I hadn't heard before! Thanks, everyone, for making me laugh, though!
OK, today is supposed to be the last day of this blog party. But I don't think we've told one joke yet. I mean, some of you have left uproariously humorous comments. (Thanks very much!) But how about some jokes?
To encourage you, how about this: I'm offering up a brand new ($20 tag still on it!) white patent leather makeup case with product samples for the best joke! This case has handles and has hard sides, not like most squishy-soft makeup cases. There are even pockets inside! Into which is stuffed shampoos, soaps, lotions and a container of Lancome makeup sponges. It's yours (U.S. or Canada winner) if you can make me ROTFL. No fair copying and pasting a joke from somewhere online -- you have to tell it in your own words.... Try to keep it (mostly) clean, because this contest is really for me to have something new and funny to say at JP's birthday party tonight.
And don't think I haven't forgotten about my suggestion that I give away not only my officially offered baby onesie or T-shirt, but perhaps an additional onesie or T-shirt to someone. I just want to see who's winning the official one first. I think the winners are going to be announced tonight!
Let's make one another laugh!
OK, today is supposed to be the last day of this blog party. But I don't think we've told one joke yet. I mean, some of you have left uproariously humorous comments. (Thanks very much!) But how about some jokes?
To encourage you, how about this: I'm offering up a brand new ($20 tag still on it!) white patent leather makeup case with product samples for the best joke! This case has handles and has hard sides, not like most squishy-soft makeup cases. There are even pockets inside! Into which is stuffed shampoos, soaps, lotions and a container of Lancome makeup sponges. It's yours (U.S. or Canada winner) if you can make me ROTFL. No fair copying and pasting a joke from somewhere online -- you have to tell it in your own words.... Try to keep it (mostly) clean, because this contest is really for me to have something new and funny to say at JP's birthday party tonight.
And don't think I haven't forgotten about my suggestion that I give away not only my officially offered baby onesie or T-shirt, but perhaps an additional onesie or T-shirt to someone. I just want to see who's winning the official one first. I think the winners are going to be announced tonight!
Let's make one another laugh!
Labels: fun
posted by Damselfly at 9:38 AM
20 Comments:
Well, I am just not a joke teller, but totally got a huge laugh this AM at
O Mama Mia's post here... tell me you don't think that is hilarious!? And so it's not MY joke, but I did send you there... does that count? And I want to win a t-shirt, too! You know this!
Steph
A woman asked her dr.. "Should I have children after 35?"
The dr responded, "No, 35 children is enough."
it made me smile anyway! :)
This is one my five-year-old son thinks is THE most hilarious joke ever:
Where is a cow's favorite place to go?
The moooovie theater! Get it? The moooovie theater. LOL!
The funniest jokes I know aren't clean enough to probably tell at a birthday party.
How's this one?
A man was walking along when he came across a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared. "You have awoken me and now I will grant you three wishes!" he stated. The man thought for awhile, considering all his life long wants. He didn't want to squander such a gift. "First, I want a huge mansion on a hill with a huge pool, a helicopter, and all the hired help I need." With a whoosh they were wisked away to a gorgeous home. "Wow", says the man. "Now, I want a red convertible with $10 million dollars in the trunk." Suddenly a shiny red car shows up in front of them. The man opens the trunk and sure enough there was $10 million dollars in the trunk. The man decided that he had better save his last wish. He hops in the convertible and drives off singing "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener..."
PS. Did you know that Brita makes filters for refrigerator dispensers? I saw them at Brita.com.
I know a really funny one that I heard the other day. BUT, I can't remember a joke to save my life. I'll have to ask my DH when he gets home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
....... (silence)
Sorry, I'm not exactly a joke telling kind of person. Here's one I remember from my second graders:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I know, terrible, but you have to put your mind in seven year old mode to appreciate it.
No joke from me ( I am a TERRIBLE joke teller ;) .. but I did want to pass on the Chocolate Crackle recipe to you.
Australia kids grow up with these as a staple party food, and you can find a pic and recipe at:
http://www.kelloggs.com.au/Recipe/Recipes.asp?recipecopyid=2983
BUT .. i'm also pretty sure you can't get Copha in the U.S., so email me if you need help with a substitution or etc..
Actually, here's a joke I like ( although I am ineliglble for the prize ;).
What's brown & sticky ?
A stick.
OMG!!!
I can't believe my favourite joke was already written here, and I REPEATED it.
Die!!
How embarrassing .....
lol I had this page open all day yesterday trying to think of something. I guess I am not very funny!
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
A man lying on his deathbed decided he should come clean to his wife. He said, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
OMG, I remembered another great joke this morning. This one has been circulating my family for years (we're Polish).
There were three construction workers, a German, a Italian, and a Pollock.
The German guy opens his lunch and shouts, "Sour kraut AGAIN! If I have to eat sour kraut one more day I am going to jump off this building."
The Italian opens his lunch box and shouts, "Ravioli AGAIN! If I have to eat ravioli once more I too am going to jump off this building!"
The Pollock does the same and shouts, "Sausage and potatoes AGAIN! One more day of sausage and potatoes and I will jump off this building."
The next day the German opens his lunch box, finds sour kraut, and proceeds to jump right off the ledge.
The Italian opens his lunch box and finds ravioli and immediately jumps off the building also.
The Pollock opens his lunch box, finds sausage and potatoes and jumps to his death.
At the funeral the three widows were talking to each other. The German wife said, "I wish he had told me he didn't like sour kraut!"
The Italian wife said, "Well, i wish I had known that my husband didn't like ravioli!"
The Polish wife said, "I don't know why he jumped, he packed his own lunch."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co...[MOO!]
************
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
who, who, who, who, who, who...
lol, I agree, Mrs Mogul made me chuckle too!
Ari (Baking and Books)
I suck at jokes, but thanks for the laugh!
(I also suck at commenting lately - sorry! - but I read in Thunderbird so I'm keeping up!)
I dont' know about ROTFL but my latest post sure will have you ROTFC. C for crying, that is. :-)
I am the world's worst joke teller. But here are my 5 year old's 2 favourites:
1. Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
2. What animal can jump higher than the CN Tower? Any animal because the CN Tower can't jump.
So I guess you have to be a 5 year old boy to throw yourself on the ground in hysterics but he sure does :)
Hip hip hooray for Mrs.Mogul!
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